Exploring Nature: What To Do When You Encounter a Russian Tourist

First of all, dear explorers of nature – Do not PANIC! Even though they travel in groups, they most likely won’t harm you.

Do offer snacks and full meals to a Russian tourist. This will make him like you. Gifts would also do.

In summer time, if you happened to be near a squared chloride water pond (or see/ocean) – do not take the plastic/wooden nesting place that was already claimed by a Russian tourist. This will definitely upset him.

If your hiking led you to the same 3,4,5 star den as a Russian tourist, this will be a great opportunity for you to study the eating habits of this specie. You’ll probably discover that a Russian is going to be the first to feed among all other wild nature representatives.

Out in the wild, especially if you happened to be lost, spot and follow a Russian tourist pack, as they locate food faster (and cheaper) than any other species.

The most observing traveler would notice that Russian tourists are very lovable. If a Russian tourist likes something or someone they will immediately show interest.

Communicating with a Russian tourist is quite easy. If you hasitate, just mention the subject of Hollywood. Male species are prone to react to the words Angelina Jolie, and female subjects – to Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp.

8 comments to Exploring Nature: What To Do When You Encounter a Russian Tourist

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  • This is a good post, I stumbled across your article while looking for lyrics. Thanks for sharing, I’ll be sure to return regularly.

  • Elena

    Thanks! And, yeah, come again. I try to post regularly. It’s funny though, that lyrics brought you to Russian tourists, but, hey, fine by me :)

  • I work in a tour company company and i have associated with these Russian tourists,they are not simple people to work with although if understood well,everything may work out for u.Thanks for the information.

  • Elena

    You’re welcome! Maybe, I’ll be able to make Russians more understood with this blog. Hopefully :)

  • I can’t wait to see Angelina’s new film, SALT. Angelina is one smokin person. And to think, she can make a great film like this and manage a family of six children. Her husband is one lucky dude. I know he’s famous himself, but is really holding it down. I adore her. I heard she was getting another tat for Brad. I wonder what she got this time?

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